Box of Tech Crap from China
Just in time for Christmas, we'll find some of the finest crap in all of Shenzhen, China and ship it to you. Not guaranteed to last or work very long at all. But guaranteed to be genuine Chinese technology fresh from the streets of one of coolest, wildest locations in all the world for tech gadgets. (Sorry, no, the box won't be as pretty as the picture)
Shipping is part of the price and we're winging it here. We won't charge you more than $50, but shipping may put us over or under this $50 figure. It's a guess. We're not trying to make money on this one.
Limit one to a customer and when they're sold out that's it.